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Thursday 16 June 2011

New Technology saves the rich at the expense of the poor



Car Number plate without PixelPervert
device installed

Recent breakthroughs in the area of adaptive Electromagnetic Field Technology have led to the announcement today of the new PixelPervert device.


Tired of pesky security, surveillance and speed cameras collectively sapping your stash of cash? PixelPervert is a simple (in concept!) little doohickey that plugs directly into your car, then saves you money.


Car Number plate with PixelPervert
Enabled
At its most basic level, PixelPervert detects the specific resonant frequencies used by the aperture in most digital cameras, and jams them. The resulting picture looks exactly like your own personal computer hacker has broken into the database where the image is stored and mixed up the pixels good and nice to save you, the motorist, more money to spend on petrol!


Drive as fast as you like with the PixelPervert.  Only £740.00 including delivery.


The range is good for up to 50 metres and will prevent most types of digital cameras taking legible images of your number plate.  It will not detect the aperture closing on old-type film-cameras, but - who cares! Nobody uses them nowadays anyway.


For more information, contact B&S Enterprises.

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