I don't tell this story often, partly out of embarrassment, and partly because nobody cares about my childhood. But this story leads me nicely onto the real subject of this article - the decline of our once thriving and diverse songbird population.
One if my first thoughts was that they are being outcompeted by magpies, crows and other birds of this ilk, coupled with the fact that these birds also raid nests and take hatchlings in a particularly evil double-whammy. This was in fact going to be the crux of this article until I did a bit of research and found out one thing: it's bollocks.
It turns out that the RSPB, in conjunction with the Britsh Trust for Ornithology has just (10th March 2011) published the results of a staggering 35 year study on the causes of the songbird decline in the UK. It looked at a number of factors, such as the predator-prey relationship, and found that there is NO evidence for believing this hypothesis (that magpies/crows et al are to blame), and perversely found a number of instances of a positive relationship between the predators and the prey (where the presence of the predator encourages population growth in the prey species). The study included a number of different predators, including "nest invaders" such as: Great Spotted Woodpecker, Magpie, Jay, Carrion Crow and Grey Squirrel. Link to the executive summmary of the article here.